Letter XII

Dear Slugmulch,

I would like to commend you and your comrades for the work you've done this political season. The anxiety and unrest surrounding the American nation is nearly unprecedented, and while I will continue to take full credit for your training and the fruit it bears, you should know Our Father has enjoyed the show you have put on. But let's not get lax.

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Letter XI

Dear Slugmulch,

As you grow into a more experienced tempter, you will begin to learn the ways in which the enemy makes our job easier for us. I cannot think of a more adequate example than the virtue of humility. Our enemy makes this characteristic difficult to obtain, and thus creates an opportunity for temptation. Obviously, all of our work is rooted in increasing the amount of pride in our patients, but there are two ways to go about doing so, and depending on the current nature of your patient, it is crucial to choose the correct route...

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Letter X

Dear Slugmulch,

When dealing with your patient it is sometimes best to give him exactly what he wants. You will find that every human has at least one want, if not several dozen, that is opposed to the enemy's wants for them. If your patient wants something and the enemy withholds it from him, it is then your responsibility to fill this very desire. Humans naturally follow whoever gives them what they perceive they need, and if you are his supplier, he will be your servant...

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Letter IX

Dear Slugmulch,

I've been silently monitoring your patient and am appalled at your lack of creative temptation and the altogether apathetic approach you seem to think will successfully seduce him. For that reason, I think it best to remind you of our ultimate goal and why the work of individual demons like you and I is important...

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Letter VIII

Dear Slugmulch,

The New Year has the potential to be destructive to our cause, so I implore you to read the following letter carefully. I know the holiday season has been a busy time for you, but do not let up. There is much more for you to do ahead...

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Letter VII

Dear Slugmulch,

We are in an important season of the year. Winter is here, and with it comes great opportunities for temptation and deception. The enemy works hard to be a part of the humans' winter, but we have done much work to minimize his presence...

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Letter VI

Dear Slugmulch,

I fully understand and altogether agree with your complaints about working together with other demons. Joint effort is a concept that seems wonderful on paper, yet in practice I find it much easier to work alone...

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Letter V

Dear Slugmulch,

You tell me that your patient prides himself on being obedient to the enemy. It may surprise you to hear this, but his obedience may be a character trait that plays well to our cause. Our Father created something called legalism that I think will be a perfect fit for your patient...

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Letter IV

Dear Slugmulch,

Allow me to advise you on how to increase the similarities between your patient and us. You see, the humans are spending every waking moment of theirs becoming more like us, or becoming more like him, and it is in our best interest that we make them as much like us as possible...

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Letter III

Dear Slugmulch,

I should not even be writing you this letter because clearly you have not been reading what I've sent to you thus far. I specifically said don't let your patient engage with others, yet now you tell me that he has joined a "community group." Is this not exactly what I warned you against...

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